.Name:                                                                                                Date:

 

Address:                                                                                             Email address:

 

Name as it will appear on diploma:

 

Degree applied for (circle one):

     Comparative Parapsychology                                              Esoteric Tractor Repair and Beekeeping

     Obscure Literature                                                                 Necromancy and Its Modern Applications

     World Writing: Sacred and Blasphemous                           Business: Creative Bookkeeping

     Music: Corral Singing                                                            Secrets of the Universe

     Music: Bardic Rap                                                                 Underwater Basketweaving

     Business: Entrepreneurial Hustling                                      Biology: Life Creation and Manifestation of Evolution

     Philosophy: Rockbottom Cynicism

          Design your own degree:_________________________________

 

Write an essay (no more than 50 words) about why you want a doctoral degree from FU:

 

 

 

 

Print this page, fill out the form and mail it with a check or money order (made out to Joanne McLain) to:

                                  Joanne McLain, Registrar

                                  Fondis University

                                  P.O. Box 1234

                                  Elizabeth, CO  80107

 

In less than three weeks (about as long as it takes your check to clear and us to crank up the printing press) you will receive an authentic FU diploma, suitable for framing!